Kaitlyn,

causticmarionette:

someone come make out with me i want to just snuggle and makeout and sleep under fluffy blankets for the rest of my life

highwayvagrant:

bunnygirl7:

kiss me while youre chocking me

not even old enough to spell the sexual violence you want done to you

apatheticghost:

drugs not hugs don’t touch me

drlaurenlewis:

marthadonna:

drlaurenlewis:

excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already

the year is only 41.64% done did u fuckin fail maths or something

i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you

if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

shixn:

“idk”

no

i dk

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

hamfarto:

*pinches ur butthole closed* stop farting

luxgay:

eating a girl out with a fork and a knife becuase you’re sophisticated

internetexplorers:

i can’t wait til like 60 years from now when all these white girl grannies have “forever young” still tattooed on their wrists

slenclerman:

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

boywitch:

cosmicam-amor:

boywitch:

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

mocaw:

TO THE LEFT

TAKE IT BACK NOW Y’ALL

ONE HOP THIS TIME

RIGHT FOOT LET’S STOMP

LEFT FOOT LET’S STOMP

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

thecrossroadangel:

OH WE’RE OFF TO SEE

nietzscheisdead:

tankmonster:

nietzscheisdead:

can’t stop smoking? try these healthy alternatives!:

•  constantly carry a package of twenty tiny cobs of corn in your pocket. when you want to smoke, eat a tiny corn cob!

what

eat a tiny corn cob

rlmjob:

crutal:

rlmjob:

everything I do I do for jesus

even rimjobs?

especially rimjobs

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

meladoodle:

don’t do drugs son.. do you want to end up like me? *son hallucinates and sees dad as a cool zebra riding a skateboard* “hell yeah…”