mm-oral:

You know what’s sexy? 

Loyalty.

The “Yeah, I may find other people attractive, and they might find me attractive… but you know what? I’m not going to waste my time entertaining them, when I could be spending my time with you instead.” kind of loyalty.

  • my bf:

    *doesnt reply*


  • me:

    [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]

  • my bf:

    my bad I had to pee. 


  • me:

    I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

(Source: dominiricanlove)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much