redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

(Source: nerdjpg)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens)

  • me:

    ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"