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my stepdad and i were just play fighting and he shoved me onto my knees and i was like MUM HELP HE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB
and everything kind of stopped
no one has spoken since
i feel i may have crossed some sort of line here
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my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching
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“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”
Click here for my foot up your ass.
via Queen of abs.
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brb just flying in the wind while crying.
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ok get this how fuckin gross are humans dude we are just sacks of fuckin shit and blood and nasty shit like toenails and shit we are nasty as fuck and we just like shit and piss and blow our noses and shit gross
via resist the tide.
