vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

monokuma:

why am i allowed to name pokemon

(Source: anchovia)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”